vandertulp: (-hnnngh-)
Thijs van der Tulp ([personal profile] vandertulp) wrote2011-05-13 10:22 pm

[Sorting Hat 20 - a long night]

All of the flowers won't stop telling me how hideous you all are.

At least, compared to them.

It's just what they said.

[Sky high.  After a long and frustrating conversation with his anti-wizarding mother about his younger siblings, Thijs just doesn't give a damn tonight.  Unfortunately though, he was too unhappy to follow the whole routine, which involves locking his journal away to avoid writing really blunt and/or ridiculous things.  Not to mention incriminating . . .  See above.

Oh, and he's locked the greenhouses, though it should be pretty easy to undo it with a spell.]

[identity profile] alohac.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
good to know flowers think im pretty nasty
on a scale of 0 to -100 how hideous am i
cuz i think i rate a good -50

[identity profile] vertulpen.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
[A pause, as if he's checking. Which is exactly what he's doing.]

They said 68.

HTML, MY ENEMY >:C

[identity profile] alohac.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
awesome
so what do they say to you otherwise
got any words of wisdom to pass along to me from the petunias of patience or something


[ Dave is briefly wondering what this guy is on. Might be fun to see if he can tell on his own. ]

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[identity profile] officestuck.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Thijs? Are you talking to flowers?

[identity profile] vertulpen.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
They're talking to me.

[Gosh, get it right.]

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[identity profile] lovelycassie.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh wow, they talk to you?

[identity profile] vertulpen.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah they do.

Don't they talk to you too? You know, when you --

[She's lucky he drops his quill right now.]

[identity profile] lovelycassie.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
When I listen?

I always listen, but I never hear them. [Sad Cassie might be a little jealous.]

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action;

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[identity profile] dofaye.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
The flowers... excuse me, professor? Have you bread talking flowers now?

[identity profile] vertulpen.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha, that would be wonderful. But it's just the normal ones.

[identity profile] dofaye.livejournal.com 2011-05-16 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't believe normal plants can talk.

[ooc: And of course that was supposed to say bred, I swear I can spell.]

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[identity profile] fulltimebitch.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever, you're just as hideous as us, Professor. And flowers don't talk.

[identity profile] vertulpen.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably, but at least I'm not annoying too.

[identity profile] fulltimebitch.livejournal.com 2011-05-15 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
You seem pretty annoying to me.

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[identity profile] fearnoanvil.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
wow, professor.
are you stoned or something?

[identity profile] vertulpen.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow John, do you always have to ask stupid things?

[identity profile] fearnoanvil.livejournal.com 2011-05-14 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
stupid questions are still better than actually being stupid.
i know. the flowers told me.

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[identity profile] jasminofthewest.livejournal.com 2011-05-15 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Then perhaps it's time to give the flowers lessons on manners.

[identity profile] vertulpen.livejournal.com 2011-05-15 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
. . . don't do anything to them.

[Oh if you could see his serious face right now.]

[identity profile] jasminofthewest.livejournal.com 2011-05-15 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
I wasn't planning to, the flowers are your responsibility, no?

So what's wrong with you?

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[identity profile] sawa-dame.livejournal.com 2011-05-15 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
The flowers are talking to you?

[identity profile] vertulpen.livejournal.com 2011-05-15 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
How else would I know what they say?

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[identity profile] whoeverlooks.livejournal.com 2011-05-15 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh...I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend the flowers.

[identity profile] vertulpen.livejournal.com 2011-05-15 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Not your fault for living.

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