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[vandertulp]

[grumbling]

I do not want to repot these Mandrakes.  Can't you kiddies just deal?  Besides, the older they get the more damaging the scream is going to be!

Labs will start this week and anybody who doesn't have proper ear mufflers is getting a failing grade.

And several hours of unconsciousness.


. . . lightweights.

Comments

[dofaye.livejournal.com]

I should hope that everyone has gotten around to buying earmuffs by now.

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

Probably can't assume things about the younger students, you know?

[dofaye.livejournal.com]

Aren't they on the school supplies list?

[...not that he'd know for sure; he was never a first year here]

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

. . . and your point is?

[dofaye.livejournal.com]

Do your students really forget them, even after that?

[bonsaisensei.livejournal.com]

...yes.