[Sorting Hat 1] - text

[vandertulp]

[grumbling]

I do not want to repot these Mandrakes.  Can't you kiddies just deal?  Besides, the older they get the more damaging the scream is going to be!

Labs will start this week and anybody who doesn't have proper ear mufflers is getting a failing grade.

And several hours of unconsciousness.


. . . lightweights.

Comments

[quixotical]

I hope you're not going to make a bunch of kids pass out, Thijs! You need to watch out for your students you know!!!

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

[SCRATCHING OUT YOUR WRITING]

[quixotical]

W-why are there scratches all over the page?! Are you having a spasm from drugs That's not how you write!!

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

[scribbles more. . . and adds a frowning face for good measure.]

[quixotical]

........Oh, you're trying to draw!!! That's not how you draw either, Thijs.

( Draws happy faces all over to show you he can draw too. )

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

[starts to tear out the page, then thinks better of it.]

[Drawing frowns over your happy faces now.]

[quixotical]

( OH A CHALLENGE!!

Continues to draw little smiley faces all over the place, until finally drawing one to cover up the entire page.

Then startes to draw flowers in any crack he can manage it. )

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

[Oh, he likes the flowers. . . SHAKES HIS HEAD]

This is a serious conversation; I'd like to know what you're doing.

[quixotical]

Huh? But you were drawing all over the place first...

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

I was not! But I can see why you would think that.

[quixotical]

Oh! So it was the shakes then?

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

. . . .

[SCRIBBLES OUT YOUR WRITING MORE. May or may not be stabbing at the page.]

[quixotical]

You really should go to the Hospital Wing if it's this bad!!! Unless if you're drawing again and just being shy I'm sure you're much better than you were when you were a little kid don't worry!!!

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

I'm fine!

. . . I was fine as a kid too!

[quixotical]

But you're having the shakes right!! That's not good it's not good when you get like that you know.

Hahahaha, but you drew the silliest things! Usually even Lovi was better than you and that's saying something!

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

I am not having anything like that! Stop being so insulting.

[quixotical]

Huh?? But... ( HE WASN'T BEING INSULTING how mean. He pouts at the journal, even if you can't see it. ) Then what's wrong?

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

[Everything you say is insulting to him, Spaniard]

I'm crossing out your writing! [Said so matter of factly, too]

[quixotical]

¿QUÉ? W-why would you do that?!

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

Why do you even have to ask?

[quixotical]

I'm not quite sure why you would be so rude to an old friend like that, that's why!

are you still just being an ungrateful brat really I thought you'd have grown up by now

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

I'm never rude to old friends.

[quixotical]

Well, you are being rude to one right now!