[Sorting Hat 20 - a long night]

[vandertulp]

All of the flowers won't stop telling me how hideous you all are.

At least, compared to them.

It's just what they said.

[Sky high.  After a long and frustrating conversation with his anti-wizarding mother about his younger siblings, Thijs just doesn't give a damn tonight.  Unfortunately though, he was too unhappy to follow the whole routine, which involves locking his journal away to avoid writing really blunt and/or ridiculous things.  Not to mention incriminating . . .  See above.

Oh, and he's locked the greenhouses, though it should be pretty easy to undo it with a spell.]

Comments

[alohac.livejournal.com]

good to know flowers think im pretty nasty
on a scale of 0 to -100 how hideous am i
cuz i think i rate a good -50

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

[A pause, as if he's checking. Which is exactly what he's doing.]

They said 68.

HTML, MY ENEMY >:C

[alohac.livejournal.com]

awesome
so what do they say to you otherwise
got any words of wisdom to pass along to me from the petunias of patience or something

[ Dave is briefly wondering what this guy is on. Might be fun to see if he can tell on his own. ]

[officestuck.livejournal.com]

Thijs? Are you talking to flowers?

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

They're talking to me.

[Gosh, get it right.]

[officestuck.livejournal.com]

[ dot dot dot ]

Why?

[lovelycassie.livejournal.com]

Oh wow, they talk to you?

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

Yeah they do.

Don't they talk to you too? You know, when you --

[She's lucky he drops his quill right now.]

[lovelycassie.livejournal.com]

When I listen?

I always listen, but I never hear them. [Sad Cassie might be a little jealous.]

[dofaye.livejournal.com]

The flowers... excuse me, professor? Have you bread talking flowers now?

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

Ha, that would be wonderful. But it's just the normal ones.

[dofaye.livejournal.com]

I don't believe normal plants can talk.

[ooc: And of course that was supposed to say bred, I swear I can spell.]

[fulltimebitch.livejournal.com]

Whatever, you're just as hideous as us, Professor. And flowers don't talk.

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

Probably, but at least I'm not annoying too.

[fulltimebitch.livejournal.com]

You seem pretty annoying to me.

[fearnoanvil.livejournal.com]

wow, professor.
are you stoned or something?

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

Wow John, do you always have to ask stupid things?

[fearnoanvil.livejournal.com]

stupid questions are still better than actually being stupid.
i know. the flowers told me.

[jasminofthewest.livejournal.com]

Then perhaps it's time to give the flowers lessons on manners.

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

. . . don't do anything to them.

[Oh if you could see his serious face right now.]

[jasminofthewest.livejournal.com]

I wasn't planning to, the flowers are your responsibility, no?

So what's wrong with you?

[sawa-dame.livejournal.com]

The flowers are talking to you?

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

How else would I know what they say?

[whoeverlooks.livejournal.com]

Oh...I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend the flowers.

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

Not your fault for living.