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[vandertulp]

[Heavily filtered to students]

Is there something wrong?  Some illness going around that none of you are telling your teachers about?  What's up.

[After all, he knows that nothing of his is missing, so he's wondering if maybe they've don't something else they shouldn't have.]

You should watch out for each other, you know.

[Nag nag nag.]


[Heavily filtered to TEACHERS]

The students seem pretty out of it lately.  It's not just me, right?

Comments

[lovelycassie.livejournal.com]

Professor...

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

Yeah?

[lovelycassie.livejournal.com]

I swear I haven't done anything. It's just so dire and I don't know what's happening.

Filtered.

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

Come down here.

[Bossy.]

Filtered.

[lovelycassie.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to the hospital wing, so if you're trying to trick me... or something..

Filtered.

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

Did I tell you to go to the hospital wing?

[filtered]

[italianscanspar.livejournal.com]

I know what you're hinting at.

[[ He's calmed himself down enough to be coherent ]]

It isn't that.

[filtered]

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

Then what?

[filtered]

[italianscanspar.livejournal.com]

Honestly, Professor? I haven't got an effing clue.

[filtered]

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

Well, what did you do?

[Suspicious always.]

[filtered]

[italianscanspar.livejournal.com]

Nothing at all. I don't do drugs. Never done drugs. That shit is stupid.

[teachers filter]

[valiar-marcus.livejournal.com]

No, it's not just you.

[toothballs.livejournal.com]

I thought you guys knew what was going on?

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

Just a matter of time, is all.

[toothballs.livejournal.com]

Is that some kind of divination, professor?

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

. . . no. I don't do that.

[sigh.]

[toothballs.livejournal.com]

Not even a little bit? You sure sound like you know what you mean.

[sawa-dame.livejournal.com]

I don't know, professor... I'm worried though.

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

[Oh Tsuna he doesn't suspect you of doing anything wrong, at least not on purpose.]

Just keep your eyes open, okay?

[sawa-dame.livejournal.com]

I will! I hope it IS just a sickness...

[Because the alternative would be horrifying.]

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

well if it makes you feel better sir, im fine!

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

[That makes him feel so much better, you don't even know. Too bad you can't see his happy face right now.]

Good for you.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

glad i could help ease your mind!

but uh... sir i have noticed that some of the others are acting a little weird

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

. . . you don't say.

[The sound of his head hitting the desk might be heard all the way up into the dormitories.]

sorry, made a typo in the last one!

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

yeah.

i wonder what it could be? you dont think it be anything serious or nuthin? its real weird

some of them look like they might turn into zombies or some shit uhh crap like that.