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[vandertulp]

[Heavily filtered to students]

Is there something wrong?  Some illness going around that none of you are telling your teachers about?  What's up.

[After all, he knows that nothing of his is missing, so he's wondering if maybe they've don't something else they shouldn't have.]

You should watch out for each other, you know.

[Nag nag nag.]


[Heavily filtered to TEACHERS]

The students seem pretty out of it lately.  It's not just me, right?

Comments

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

ill try but

sir! you cant avoid becoming a zombie unless your amu-

imune or somethin

[he's starting to panic now]

i should go tell the sick people that they might turn into zombies and get expeled!

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

That's really not a good idea.

We'll never figure them out if they're already wary.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

but sir we should really tell them that they might die and get expeled!

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

[Why are you so. . . you.]

We don't know that's going to happen.

[Does he really need to point this out.]

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

but it could happen!

[and he rushes off to go make this very important public service announcement thing]

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

Probably not.

[Why isn't he replying anymore . . . Oh. Damnit.]