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[vandertulp]

[Heavily filtered to students]

Is there something wrong?  Some illness going around that none of you are telling your teachers about?  What's up.

[After all, he knows that nothing of his is missing, so he's wondering if maybe they've don't something else they shouldn't have.]

You should watch out for each other, you know.

[Nag nag nag.]


[Heavily filtered to TEACHERS]

The students seem pretty out of it lately.  It's not just me, right?

Comments

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

glad i could help ease your mind!

but uh... sir i have noticed that some of the others are acting a little weird

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

. . . you don't say.

[The sound of his head hitting the desk might be heard all the way up into the dormitories.]

sorry, made a typo in the last one!

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

yeah.

i wonder what it could be? you dont think it be anything serious or nuthin? its real weird

some of them look like they might turn into zombies or some shit uhh crap like that.

np!

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

I really don't know.

But you should keep an eye on them.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

but sir... i dont know what i could do!

especially if they turn into zombies. i dont wanna hurt none of my friends!

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

[You're a wizard, get creative.]

There's plenty of restraint spells.

. . . it won't come to that.

[He's not advocating using restraint spells against your classmates, okay.]

Just watch out for them.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

ok sir...

but do you really think they could turn into zombies?! you make it sound like its possible!

[he's trying not to think of how exciting that could actually be...]

oh man what if i turn into one?!

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

Then we'll have to expel you.

[Now he's just being a troll.]

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

[heavy inksplatters]

what??!

but sir it wouldnt even be my fault!

[ohmanohmanohman]

please dont do that, mama would be so mad!

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

Then avoid zombification, kid.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

ill try but

sir! you cant avoid becoming a zombie unless your amu-

imune or somethin

[he's starting to panic now]

i should go tell the sick people that they might turn into zombies and get expeled!

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

That's really not a good idea.

We'll never figure them out if they're already wary.

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

but sir we should really tell them that they might die and get expeled!

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

[Why are you so. . . you.]

We don't know that's going to happen.

[Does he really need to point this out.]

[waitsallthetime.livejournal.com]

but it could happen!

[and he rushes off to go make this very important public service announcement thing]

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

Probably not.

[Why isn't he replying anymore . . . Oh. Damnit.]