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[vandertulp]

[grumbling]

I do not want to repot these Mandrakes.  Can't you kiddies just deal?  Besides, the older they get the more damaging the scream is going to be!

Labs will start this week and anybody who doesn't have proper ear mufflers is getting a failing grade.

And several hours of unconsciousness.


. . . lightweights.

Comments

[dofaye.livejournal.com]

I should hope that everyone has gotten around to buying earmuffs by now.

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

Probably can't assume things about the younger students, you know?

[dofaye.livejournal.com]

Aren't they on the school supplies list?

[...not that he'd know for sure; he was never a first year here]

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

. . . and your point is?

[quixotical]

I hope you're not going to make a bunch of kids pass out, Thijs! You need to watch out for your students you know!!!

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

[SCRATCHING OUT YOUR WRITING]

[quixotical]

W-why are there scratches all over the page?! Are you having a spasm from drugs That's not how you write!!

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

[scribbles more. . . and adds a frowning face for good measure.]

[bezwerinkje.livejournal.com]

[ this comment isn't here, because Emmeline is making a face at her journal. ]

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

P.S. Sis, don't you have Herbology homework to work on?

[bezwerinkje.livejournal.com]

[ DAMN, CAUGHT. ]

I know, I know!!

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

Say, maybe, right now in the greenhouses?

Let's pretend I can spell.

[silentnill.livejournal.com]

W..What's the difference between proper ear mufflers and... not proper ones?

Re: Let's pretend I can spell.

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

I guess we'll find out, won't we!

[silentnill.livejournal.com]

....

[ inkblots ]

[ SOB ]

I'll see you next week then, Mr. Ver Tulpen..

Is there anything else we need?

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

Guts. . .

I--

Oh, you just mean for class, right? You're good, probably.

[invisicanuck.livejournal.com]

Ah, if you're in need for any help, I believe I've some free time...

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

You're welcome down here anytime, of course. Can't turn someone away who doesn't mind tidying the greenhouses, let alone you.

oh my god notifs are dead to me SORRY

[invisicanuck.livejournal.com]

Well I'd hate to leave you to all those mandrakes by yourself.

XD no sweat

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

You know that handling the young ones properly is no real challenge. . .

Re: oh my god notifs are dead to me SORRY

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

Yeah, because the young ones are reeeeal tough to deal with, right?

[slightly smiling even ONLY YOU]

[bonsaisensei.livejournal.com]

Ah... There are some old ear mufflers for use in the storage cupboard in my office, if they forget.

I do not recommend children use them if they can help it however, they are quite worn and may not be that effective...

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

Right, that's what I'm saying.

You Will be you be in class, professor?

[bonsaisensei.livejournal.com]

[vertulpen.livejournal.com]

Professor?